Name Your Band

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Band Name:  Flaming Underpants

Genre: Glam/Funk

Brilliantly Conceived By: Karen Higgins -- and you've got my email. doi.

Date: Saturday, May 04, 2002

Inspiration:  Underpants on fire -- what's not to like about that?


Band Name: Timex Lover

Genre: Trip Hop

Brilliantly Conceived By: Dino dino@groovystylie.com

Date: Saturday, May 04, 2002

Inspiration  I love my watch. Like, a lot. And you know the slogan, right?


Band Name: Buddha's Belly

Genre: New Age

Brilliantly Conceived By: Andi

Date: Saturday, May 04, 2002

Inspiration  Good Karma


Band Name: Meaty Bone

Genre: Funk Brilliantly Conceived By: BunSon

Date: Tuesday, May 07, 2002

Inspiration  You can chew a chicken leg to the beat.


Band Name: Five-Foot Food Stamps

Genre: eclectic grungy rock

Brilliantly Conceived By: Rick

Date: Tuesday, May 07, 2002

Inspiration  Thinking of a way to discourage the mis-use of food stamps....make them really big so everyone would see you carrying them to the store.

Note from GS -- Damn... hilarity wins over harshness, every time.


Band Name: Panty Dawg

Genre: Rockabilly

Brilliantly Conceived By: Karenella and Michella

Date: Wednesday, May 08, 2002

Inspiration  http://www.petsmart.com/dog/shopping/products/product%5F22187.shtml


Band Name: Tony Rhymes with Apocalypse

Genre: Rock Brilliantly Conceived By: Tom motlock@hotmail.com

Date: Wednesday, May 08, 2002

Inspiration  Drunken Band Name: brainstorming session.


Band Name: flowers and sex

Genre: death metal

Brilliantly Conceived By: jackass friend

Date: Wednesday, May 08, 2002

Inspiration  vulgarity, violence, blood, death, pornography, satanism


Band Name: Subconscious Teflon

Genre: Imaginary

Brilliantly Conceived By:

Date: Thursday, May 09, 2002

Inspiration  we were very, very smooth, without even trying.

Note from GS -- Eeeeeehxcellent.


Band Name: Re-inventing the Twinkie

Genre: Progressive Bubblegum Pop

Brilliantly Conceived By: George Gonzola

Date: Thursday, May 09, 2002

Inspiration  The convenience store next to the Middle East in Cambridge MA sells these fantastic little pasties that have all the ingredients of a Twinkie, but are shaped like Tacos. Outrageous!!!


Band Name: Bubble Yum

Genre: Girl Band Rock

Brilliantly Conceived By: Elsa - almodevar@aol.com

Date: Friday, May 10, 2002

Inspiration  Perfect pink cubes of cotton-candy flavored goodness & girls & rock. I dare you not to find some sexiness in that combination.


Band Name: Bad White Men

Genre: Grunge Rap a la House of Pain

Brilliantly Conceived By: My name is Bubbles, but you can call me Naked Girl bubblemobile@hotmail.com

Date: Monday, May 13, 2002

Inspiration  I was having that race talk that all black girls have with their white boyfriends... you know how it is...


Band Name: Big Bad Funk Monkey

Genre: well, figure it out

Brilliantly Conceived By: man, myth, legend, pezplanet

Date: Thursday, May 16, 2002 Time: 02:40 AM

Inspiration  Well, we're big we're bad and we's funky like hopped up monkey's


Band Name: Make me a Mai Tai May

Genre: Steel drum

Brilliantly Conceived By: I am Sandie

Date: Wednesday, June 19, 2002

Inspiration  My favorite waitress May makes the best mai tai's ever!!


Band Name: mile marker

Genre:

Brilliantly Conceived By:

Date: Monday, June 24, 2002 Time: 04:00 AM

Inspiration


Band Name: Acid Rain

Genre: punk/christian rock

Brilliantly Conceived By: Garrett garad987@yahoo.com

Date: Friday, June 28, 2002

Inspiration  nothing


Band Name: cozmic discharge

Genre: rock

Brilliantly Conceived By: doodoo head

Date: Sunday, June 30, 2002

sapn  the dictionary


Band Name: Mamas dead roses Genre: Rock n Roll

Brilliantly Conceived By: gtsklurzy@aol.com

Date: Monday, July 01, 2002

Inspiration  Nothing Really


Band Name: Crick Picknik

Genre: rock/jazz

Brilliantly Conceived By: guitar/vocals

Date: Tuesday, July 02, 2002

Inspiration lots of mid-jam munchies near a creek mixed with a mocking of indiana locals mispronunciation of "creek"

Note from GS -- Nice!


Band Name: Pork rinds and buddha Genre: classical techno

Brilliantly Conceived By: Kim Polokoff angeleyes1@aol.com

Date: Friday, July 12, 2002

Inspiration Pork rinds taste good and im a buddhiust so there ya go.

Note from GS -- So nice!


Band Name: Dead Muff Head Genre: Acid Jazz

Brilliantly Conceived By: Angry Ciderjane At Work

Date: Wednesday, July 17, 2002

Inspiration This dude at work who, SERIOUSLY, has hair that resembles a fur muff that somehow crawled up on to his skull and died there. *Shudder*


Band Name: Genre: Funk

Brilliantly Conceived By:

Date: Friday, July 26, 2002

Inspiration 4 People Grooving a Groove being just funky


Band Name: Dark Passions

Genre: Punk/rock

Brilliantly Conceived By: Jack Loring orangeboy4657@aol.com

Date: Monday, August 12, 2002

Inspiration my mind created the vision of someone hurting another and the words dark passions appeared

Note from GS -- Noice!


Band Name: saltburn

Genre: emo

Brilliantly Conceived By: im myself

Date: Thursday, August 15, 2002

Inspiration  my friend held ice with salt in her hand and she burned her hand somehow


Band Name: custom flip flop

Genre: ska punk

Brilliantly Conceived By: dt00twe@brunel.ac.uk

Date: Friday, August 16, 2002

Inspiration my custom flip flop moulding machine (idea on paper anyway)

Note from GS -- Effing fantastic, man.


Band Name: frozen tampon lolly

Genre: music????????

Brilliantly Conceived By: dan plank from london england... plankdan@hotmail.com

Date: Friday, August 16, 2002

Inspiration A froxen tampon in the snow that this little kid picked up and sowed to his mum whilst saying the most perfect words "wanna lick of my lolly" the look on her face was great better still was the fact she caouldnt work out if the kid had licked it or not!!!!!!!

Note from GS -- DING DING DING we have a winner!  Well, everyone wins really, but come on, this borders on mad brilliance!


Band Name: Cory's Slug and Snail Death

Genre: Punk/Power Pop

Brilliantly Conceived By: joeydogtown

Date: Wednesday, August 21, 2002 Time: 03:35 AM

Inspiration Saw a product of the same name while in the hardware store.

Note from GS -- We love you people.  Seriously, we do.


Band Name:

Our love electro

Genre: electro/lounge/soft-techno

Brilliantly Conceived By: nvancalster@yahoo.be

Date: Sunday, August 25, 2002

Time: 02:20 PM

Inspiration it's in the name!


Band Name: Straight Into Darkness

Genre: Rock

Brilliantly Conceived By: jeff

Date: Sunday, September 01, 2002

Time: 11:19 PM

Inspiration A yahoo pool table.


Band Name:

Genre: Metalcore/Hardcore

Brilliantly Conceived By: drummer

Date: Tuesday, September 03, 2002

Time: 02:16 AM

Inspiration one big nothing

Note from GS -- Why did we leave this, you ask, what with their being no actual band name?  Hey, even depressed drummers coming up with one big nothing at 2:16 AM in the morning need some love.


Band Name: electric angel wings

Genre: grunge

Brilliantly Conceived By:

Date: Tuesday, September 03, 2002

Time: 06:39 PM

Inspiration dunno


Band Name: Comrads in arms

Genre: Soul

Brilliantly Conceived By: I am a lovely person

Date:  Sunday, September 08, 2002

Inspiration

War


Band Name:  The Wanted

Genre: rock

Brilliantly Conceived By: Brittany

Date: Sunday, September 08, 2002

Inspiration


Band Name:  Suicide On Monday

Genre: Emo-core

Brilliantly Conceived By: eh ya know

Date:  Friday, September 13, 2002

Inspiration

Some people are only suicidal on monday


Band Name: Bill Clinton and the Interns

Genre: porno/themes

Brilliantly Conceived By: kool, of kool and the gang

Date:  Friday, September 13, 2002

Inspiration

...hmm lets think about that one

Note from GS -- Bahahahahaha!!!


Band Name: Stretchin' Pencilcase

Genre: Progressive Rock

Brilliantly Conceived By:

Date:  Friday, September 20, 2002

Inspiration


Band Name: Gullywasher

Genre: mountain music/bluegrass

Brilliantly Conceived By: datgrrl137@yahoo.com

Date: Friday, September 20, 2002

Inspiration

endless rain the deep south...


Band Name: Not Trash any longer

Genre: speed metal

Brilliantly Conceived By: dark_lord090@hotmail.com and my name is Tristan berry

Date: Monday, September 23, 2002

Inspiration

when i was yunger people made fun of me but now they all want to be my freinds.


Band Name:  brown paper bag

Genre: punk

Brilliantly Conceived By: mike , mikev8687@aol.com

Date:  Friday, September 27, 2002

Inspiration

it sounded catchy


Band Name: The Fry Eks

Genre: Punk

Brilliantly Conceived By: Steve@picsbysteve.com

Date: Saturday, September 28, 2002

Inspiration

A note left by an angry neighbor of The Sugar Shack in Lowell addressed to "Resident Friek."

Note from GS -- Oh, dear.


Band Name: Halcyon

Genre: Rock

Brilliantly Conceived By: Tianna Ezekial_sk8er@hotmail.com

Date:  Sunday, September 29, 2002

Inspiration

Well we always thought we were legendary people


Band Name: the bill ely band

Genre: rock

Brilliantly Conceived By:

Date:  Monday, September 30, 2002

Inspiration

thousands of adoring fans


 
Band Name:
COLOURBLIND
Genre:
ALTERNATIVE/POP/ROCK
Brilliantly Conceived By:
DOESN`T MATTER
Date:
Tuesday, October 01, 2002
Inspiration

A COUNTING CROWS SONG


Band Name:
COLOURBLIND
Genre:
ALTERNATIVE/POP/ROCK
Brilliantly Conceived By:
COLOURBLINDMUSIC@AOL.COM
Date:
Tuesday, October 01, 2002
Inspiration

A COUNTING CROWS SONG


Band Name:
Grabkey
Genre:
indie
Brilliantly Conceived By:
missionjmk@yahoo.com
Date:
Wednesday, October 02, 2002
Time:
04:40 AM
Inspiration

Skateboard designer named Grabke (supply oom-lats over "e")

Note from GS -- Creativity at 4 am... you're our kinda reader.


Band Name:
NST
Genre:
RAp
Brilliantly Conceived By:
Date:
Wednesday, October 02, 2002
Inspiration

Freinds


Band Name:
Kidymcus (kid-im-kus)
Genre:
heavy groove metal (power trio)
Brilliantly Conceived By:
heatjedhad@aol.com -the drummer
Date:
Wednesday, October 02, 2002
Inspiration

read it backwards

Note from GS -- ROFL!!!


Band Name:
Lovelost
Genre:
Glam
Brilliantly Conceived By:
Jammie Lovelost
Date:
Thursday, October 03, 2002
Inspiration

Rich or poor, good or bad, love or hate. I gotta have my Hard Rock Band


Band Name:
The Rug Munchers
Genre:
post-apocalyptic rock covers
Brilliantly Conceived By:
Date:
Wednesday, October 09, 2002
Inspiration

We like to eat pussy

Note from GS -- Eeehhhhxxxcellent.


Band Name:
Did Somebody Say Chicken (DSSC rules)
Genre:
Ska
Brilliantly Conceived By:
~*Cass is my name (p.s- BABALOO RULES)
Date:
Saturday, October 12, 2002
Time:
12:35 AM
Inspiration

we had some watermellon, we had some grits, and now its time for some CHICKEN... or the fact that chicken is the White meat that rox the protein werd.... CHICKEN... grab a leg

Note from GS -- Oh YEAH, baby.


Band Name:
PTHPCNG ( Peter The Hermit's Pet Cat Name Gazeebo)
Genre:
Metal
Brilliantly Conceived By:
Cass (but my best friend made up the idea)
Date:
Saturday, October 12, 2002
Time:
12:41 AM
Inspiration

My best friend, and her friend MAtt are too funny and have too much time on their hands. and they actually recorded songs too. lol. Liz wanted to call it "a cat named gazeebo" and matt wanted to call it "peter the hermit" so they combined it


Band Name:
Steaming Radiators
Genre:
punk
Brilliantly Conceived By:
Phil McCracken
Date:
Sunday, October 13, 2002
Inspiration

My car overheated.


Band Name:
The Naked Sams
Genre:
Rock
Brilliantly Conceived By:
SteveBarresi@hotmail.com
Date:
Monday, October 14, 2002
Inspiration

We are an all natural American rock band!!!! Raw Rock!